Best Cheesy Holiday Song

Eh-ew how can you not secretly be amused by the catchy chorus of "Crabs for Christmas"? I dare you to get drunk and not sing along. Dare. (Just so you know, this is by far the most low-key version out there).



And what about Erik Frandsen's "Christmas in Brooklyn"? Who doesn't love the idea of a uke-playing, seasonal-song-singing cop? (If ya don't, then getouttahere!).

That's right, we're givin out clichés for Christmas & Hanukkah. You're welcome.